February 2012
In a perfect world I would wake up drunk on...
49 CENT TACOS! I'LL TAKE 49!
Masturbation terms
brostephh:
after my mom said they used to call it “fist pumping” (I can never see it as just a dance/arm movement again) I googled and I found a few gems
Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Backstroke Roulette
Being your own best friend
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Calling Down For More Mayo (wtf)
Fist your Mister
five knuckle shuffle (I see you Cena)
Hitching to Heaven
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
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poisonparadise asked: omg im dying @ your comment on that bieber pic
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My sac to ball ratio is a bit out of control!
Smells like there's a D knocking on your backdoor!...
-Kevin
While leaving walmart......
Joey: Oh well look at that
Me: look at what?
Joey: Biceps
Me: OH GOD HE SAW US!!!
Watchjustme-chezarae:
Are you guys going to judge me if i post this ?? I mean… i am kind of judging myself a little bit right now.
When can I get this!?
