brostephh:

after my mom said they used to call it “fist pumping” (I can never see it as just a dance/arm movement again) I googled and I found a few gems 

• Answer the Bone-A-Phone
• Backstroke Roulette
• Being your own best friend
• Bludgeon the Beefsteak
• Calling Down For More Mayo (wtf)
• Fist your Mister
• five knuckle shuffle (I see you Cena)
• Hitching to Heaven
• Holding Your Sausage Hostage
• Launching the Hand Shuttle
• One Handed Clapping
• Playing With Dick
• Playing the Piss Pipe
• Polish the Chrome Dome
• Pound Your Flounder
• Roughing up the Suspect
• visiting  Mrs. Palmer &  her five Daughters
• Squeezing the Burrito
• Slapping your sister (what the fuck is wrong with you?)
• Unwapping the Pepperoni

and there were a bunch more but all i know is that I hope no one actually refers to their penis as their “piss pipe” because that’s not making anyone want to put it in their mouth ;[